“How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Lays.....!”
A groom recounts his past sexual exploits to his new bride on their wedding night.
Directed by Walt Davis
User score
1 votes
Released
January 1, 1973
59m
English
John Holmes
Groom
Patti Lee
Becky Sharpe
Girl in San Diego
Andy Bellamy
Deanna
Susan Westcott
Blond Swinger / Hypnotized Girl
Alex Elliot
Blond Swinger's Husband
Charles Lish
Chuck
Gerard Broulard
Hypnotist
Ann Perry
Saleslady
Judy Angel
Party Girl / Linda
Lynn Holmes
Yvonne
Sheldon Lee
Roger Caine
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